Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream
like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit