i hope my first child is a dragon

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Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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my dying words better be “im going ghost”

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an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

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people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

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im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

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like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

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Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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